More of SarahBelle’s parody, with a bit more art and a bit less lyric.

HellSING! Theatre Continues: We open on a re-enactment of a certain infamous piece of manga art. For some reason, after the opening shot, everyone looks at Yumie and Heinkel.

Seras: Master?

Alucard and Integra(deadpan): We’re close.

Heinkel and Yumie: …Sisters!

[Heinkel, Alucard]
Bisexuals, transsexuals
Homo sapiens against their dead end;
men, not inhuman!

[Integra]
German swine, thin red line, you define
Your sanity, humanity, don’t ever give in:
Keep both or you won’t win!

[Major]
To war, not peace
Mortality, hostility, enmity

Alucard: Casull, Jackal

Alex: My blessed sabers

Alucard: Blood type B!

Alex: To no shame – never playing the freaks’ game:

Alucard: To hemoglobin!

[Integra]
To blasphemy
It’s between God and me;
To triumphing!
La Vie Hellsing!

Maxwell: GET ME A CONFESSOR! AND THE INQUISITION!

[Also to: be continued!]