Haruhi: Hello, everybody! Your doujinshi-ka is busy today, so your Sunday strip will be hosted by me, Nishizono Haruhi-chan, author of the exciting new novel…
Nenene: Haruhi-san, what are you doing?
Haruhi: Ah! Sensei! I heard you were doing the strip today, so I decided to help you out!
Nenene: What kind of use do you think you have? You’re a one-joke side character in the Read Or Die TV series. You have no relevance to the plot and a flat personality.
Haruhi: Yes, but I’m simple!
Nenene: You got that right. Wait, what?
Haruhi: The plot of the show is very complicated. Like your books. It can get hard to follow. Meanwhile, I am completely predictable. It gives the viewers a break from tracking the complexities.
You can always count on me to be energetic and cheerful!
Nenene: That’s actually a fair point.
Integra: As long as I don’t have to put up with her, it’s all right.
Yumiko: Oh, but her novel is SO adorable!