Alucard: I’m going back to my coffin. It’s early. But, mercenary, a word of advice.

The Police Girl is my fledgling. I am her sire. The literal meaning of the word is “father.” As you pursue her affections, keep that in mind.

Pip: Y-yes, sir.

Alucard: Also, if you want to attract a vampire? Forego the scarves.

[Limited release complete. See you next time!]