Note from The Future: The Somali government really did collapse in 1991, and stayed that way until 2006.

Pip: Two years ago, the Wild Geese were hired by a wealthy Somali politician. I use the word “politician” loosely. Somalia is, for all intents and purposes, anarchy. Our employer knew this. He also knew there was a fight brewing, and he wanted his stuff safe.

We set out in the dead of night in a convoy, all the lights out. Two ambushes, a dozen injuries, and one death later, we arrived in bordering Kenya.

Integra: Fascinating, Captain, but why are you telling me this?

Pip: Because it would have been so much easier with a hot undead chick along!