Alucard: Mission accomplished, Master.
Integra: Well done, servant.
Pip: Make the burning stop…
Integra: Having a little trouble there, Captain?
Posts from February 2007
A Lovely Trick 23/31
A Lovely Trick 22/31
Alucard: I merely wished to point out that vampires have, in addition to the fangs and red eyes, unusually long tongues.
Friendship
This is my friend Josh. He lends me The West Wing; I lend him Hellsing. It’s like the Circle of Life, only with TV shows.
The real world.
Friend: What are you doing?
Erin: Comics.
Friend: You have a comic?
Erin: Yep. I put it online.
Friend: Can I be in it?
Erin: No.
Friend: Why not?
Erin: You’d die.
Friend: Are you sure about that?
Erin: All the other characters are either vampires or very good with guns.
Civilians and extras tend to get eaten.
Friend: Oh.
What if you did a comic about how I want to be in a comic?
Erin: But that wouldn’t be funny.
Friend: Well, what if I “forgot” to lend you the next season of The West Wing?
Erin: Okay, okay, I’m drawing here!
Friend: You know my eyes are thicker and closer together than that, right?
Erin: Yeah, but it’s anime.
A Lovely Trick 21/31
Alucard: Mercenary, did you know that vampires have…
…unusual physical traits?
Pip: Nope. An’ frankly…
…you ain’t my type, so I don’t want to know how many of what you can produce.
Alucard: Interesting, the places your mind goes to.
A Lovely Trick 20/31
Alucard: Now, to business. I believe you have taken something from my Master.
Pip: Hmm…nope. Not really.
Alucard: Are you certain? Because if you have, it would be in your best interest to return it.
Pip: I have absolutely nothin’ she’d be interested in.
Alucard: A most…unfortunate answer.
A Lovely Trick 19/31
Alucard: Good morning, mercenary.
Lovely morning, isn’t it?
Pip: W-what do you want?
Alucard: My, you’re skittish today.
A Lovely Trick 18/31
Pip: …eep.
Alucard: Good morning, mercenary.
A Lovely Trick 17/31
(He knows.)
Alucard: Hello, Master. What could you possibly want at this time of day?
Integra: Two things. First, Captain Bernadette is outside with an envelope. Retrieve it.
Alucard: Wait. Did he–
Integra: Second, do not ask how he got it.
Alucard: Understood, Master.
Art Interlude: Who Will Bell The Catboy?
What would you do if you had your very own catboy? (From here.)