Pip: So, what’s on the agenda for today?
Or do I actually get a day off?
Integra: Today’s agenda features a little-known phenomenon called peace and quiet.
Pip: Psh, pastime of those with no lives.
Integra: And a rare pleasure for those of us who actually work.
Posts from January 2007
A Lovely Trick 2/31
Integra: Captain Bernadette.
Pip: ‘Sup?
Integra: It’s a…
…pleasure to see…
…never mind.
Pip: Aw, that’s harsh.
A Lovely Trick 1/31
Most of this storyline comes from an AIM conversation with the same Pip Bernadette who inspired the opening conversation here.
Integra: It’s such a lovely, peaceful morning…
[SLAM]
Pip: Yo, boss! What’s up?
Integra: Well, it was.
Doujinshi-Ka’s Inbox: How Will Shine End?
Erin: I’ve gotten a couple of emails recently asking when/if/how Shine will end. Rest assured that I have plans for the ending. Shine won’t just fall off a cliff and stop. Also, let me assure you that the end isn’t coming around any time soon.
Major: Ahem.
Maybe some of us WANT you to end this thing. Maybe we want you to hurry up and get to the part where we appear. When am I going to get to start my war, huh?!
Doc: And how about me? I have so many lovely experiments that are just waiting for a chance to be tested.
Captain: …..
Schrödinger: You worked me in once already. When am I gonna get another chance? I want more panel time! Pleeeeease?
Zorin: You can’t avoid drawing my tattoos for ever.
Erin: All of you, listen up! This strip is NOT touching the main plot of Hellsing until we know who SHE is! Do I make myself clear?!
I do have a tendency to sit on things. For instance, this next storyline has been waiting six months to be drawn. But it IS finally being drawn. I get around to anything eventually.
Research & Development 20/20
Pip: Hey, mignonette…you can’t fall asleep in the bathroom. That would be silly.
Walter: You know where her room is?
Pip: Yeah…
Walter: If I leave her with you, can I trust you to take her there, with no funny business?
Pip: C’mon, don’t you trust me?
Walter: I was your age once. So, no.
Pip: Yeah, but could your girl break you in half in your sleep?
Walter: Actually, “she” could. But I see your point.
Pip: Good man…wait, what?
I distinctly heard quotation marks around that “she”! Is there something you’re not telling me?
[Limited release complete. See you next time!]
Research & Development 19/20
Seras is dozing off because it’s past her bedtime, not because that little display was boring.
Pip: How did you…?
[Floss]
You are the most hardcore old guy ever.
Seras: Zzzzzz…
Research & Development 18/20
Seras: Here’s the ham, Walter. [YAWN]
Walter: Thank you. Now toss it — gently — into the air.
[SLICE SLICE SLICE]
[flop]
Research & Development 17/20
The details of the bathroom took far too long to draw. I like the monogrammed towels, though.
Walter: Do you have something on which I can demonstrate?
Seras: Ooh. Sorry, no.
Walter: No problem. There’s a ham in the fridge for tomorrow’s breakfast; run and fetch it. Bring a pan, too.
Seras: Right.
Walter: Captain, you come this way.
Pip: Never thought this strip would sink to toilet humor.
Research & Development 16/20
Walter: So what brings you out here so early? You should be asleep.
Seras: It’s the Captain, sir.
He’s got ideas for new weapons, and some of them are all right, but he thinks the only weapons we have right now are guns. I was hoping you could, you know…
…teach him a lesson.
[gulp]
Walter: Oh, I think I can do that.
Fangirl Karaoke: The Hellsing Hunting Song [Video]
Today’s very special HellSING! is brought to you by Lars Thorsen, who not only wrote his own parody but went and sang it.
I always will remember,
’twas a year ago November,
I went out to hunt some Freaks
I’d been aching to for weeks.
I went and shot the enemies My Master likes the least:
Two Vampires, seven Nazis, and a Priest.I was in no mood to trifle,
I took out my trusty Jackal
Sallied forth to stalk my prey,
what a haul I made that day!
I killed them for My Master, and I hoped she’d think it cool:
Two Vampires, seven Nazis, and a Ghoul.Integral took it hard, she
restricted my control art,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason:
She’d been framed for Treason,
And the Tower of London wasn’t insured.Seras asks me how to do it,
and I say “There’s nothin’ to it,
You just stand there lookin’ cute
and when something bites, you shoot!”
And there’s ten vanquished foes in the Pit’o’Hell – REAL HOT:
Two Vampires, seven Nazis, and an Ancient Demon God