Yes, that’s an actual book.

[Shirt: The Cardinal Ratzinger Fan Club]

Enrico (thinking): Hmm…maybe I should just get everybody shirts.

Alex: You wanted to see me, Maxwell?

Enrico: Yes, Alex. Come in. I went online to do some early Christmas shopping, and found this.

When were you going to tell me about this?

Alex: Why would you need to know about my book on grilling?

Enrico: So that I don’t have to find these things out through Amazon!