Enrico: That was my first Catholicon. It wouldn’t be my last. Even as I achieved the goal that it inspired in me — becoming the leader of the Iscariot Organization — I never missed a Catholicon. That may change.

This year, the con committee simply cannot drum up sufficient volunteers to maintain a con.

That’s why I gathered all of you here today — to ask for your help. Who here is willing to volunteer at Catholicon?

Nobody? All right…