World's second-most-popular Hellsing-related comic.
Many, many people saw this one coming. I hope you enjoyed it anyway.
And a happy Halloween to all!
Freddie: Um…
Daphne: Pull off his mask?
Shaggy: Like, you just had to ask, didn’t you?!
Scooby: Reah, really!
Velma: Say, Daphne, what happened to your coat?
Daphne: No comment.
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Freddie: We’ve solved the mystery, gang!
Daphne: The butler did it!
Freddie: He’s trying to get the family fortune.
Daphne: So he set up the vampire hoax to…to…
…What’s holding you up?
Integra: That would be the “vampire hoax.”
Shaggy: Like, it’s real this time, guys.
Scooby: Reah. Real.
Velma: We run into cases like this all the time, you see…
Seras: You deal with vampires, too?
Velma: Vampires, werewolves, ghosts…all kinds of spooky hoaxes!
Seras: Wait…hoaxes?
Velma: Exactly! Superstitions about monsters are usually just invented to scare people away.
And that usually happens when there’s a crime somebody’s trying to cover up. What we do is catch and unmask the criminals. When we heard the vampire story here, we decided to help!
Seras: That’s very generous of you, but, well…there are real vampires here.
Velma: They’re never real! Although my friends fall for it every time.
There they are now!
Seras: And there’s a vampire!
Velma: …Bzuh?
Seras: Master, please stop terrorizing the visitors!
Why does nobody ever question the talking dog?
Shaggy: Like, I think we’re lost, Scoob…
Alucard: Stop.
Shaggy: Zoinks!
Scooby: Wrong ray!
[DASH]
Alucard: …was that a talking dog?
This is my birthday present to myself.
Seras: Can I help you, miss?
Velma: Yes, please…I dropped my glasses…
Seras: Are these them?
Velma: Yes! Thank y–
…Jinkies.
(The shot they heard was just something at the firing range, nothing sinister.)
Freddie: Let’s split up! you guys go that way, we’ll go this way!
Velma: Right! We’ll split up and look for clues!
Shaggy: Yeah…clues…
Scooby: I don’t rike rhis…
Shaggy: Yeah…this place is creepy, man…
[BANG]
Shaggy: Yikes!
Scooby: Rhikes!
[DASH] [BUMP]
Velma: Whoa!
Velma (thinking): I have got to get a chain for these things…
Integra: We’re going to have you escorted away. This is not a safe place for civilians.
Shagy: N-not, like, s-safe?
Integra: Yes. There are vampires here.
Scooby: R-rampires?
Freddie: Looks like a mystery, gang!
Daphne! We’d better investigate!
Integra: …what?
Velma: Don’t worry, sir! We’ll have this cleared up for you in no time!
Bob: We checked them over, sir. They’re clean.
Integra: Understood.
So you’re really nothing more than a bunch of meddling kids.
…and a talking dog.
Scooby: Rhat’s right!
Alucard The Shoujo Drama Character
Shoujocard: It’s decided! Today is the day that I confess my love!
Integra-sama, may I tell you something?
Integra: Yes, Shoujocard?
Shoujocard: Um…who is that with you?
Integra: Oh, this? Why, this is my fiancée, Laura.
“Laura”: Pleased to meet you!
Integra: What did you want to tell me?
Shoujocard: Um…it was nothing. Excuse me!
Shoujocard (thinking): Oh no! This woman is beautiful, soft-spoken, elegant, and busty — she’s much more of a lady than I am! If she’s my rival in love, I can’t win!
Will Shoujocard’s true love win out, or will the elegant fiancée defeat her? Pick up the next issue of Shoujo Bite to read more!
Filler art (also on DA), replacing another call for guest strips.