Doc: Because I will not appear in this comic for years otherwise, I claim this new Sunday segment in the name of Millennium. I will answer questions, and it shall be called “What’s Up, Doc?”

So, ah, does anyone have a question?

Schrö: Ooh! Can I have a cookie?

Doc: A cookie! Of course! Why didn’t I think of that/ Use baked goods with excess sugar to subdue the enemy!

Behold!! The cookie catapult! It shall rain pastries of DOOM down upon our foes!

[SPROING]

Doc: *sigh* Back to the drawing board.