Enrico: There! How do I look?
Yumiko: You’re very handsome.
Heinkel: Yeah, not at all like usual.
Enrico (narrating): I’m cosplaying Pope Marcellus II, 6th-shortest reigning Pope in history. He died after only 22 days in office, despite being wrapped in — get this — steaming sheepskins.
It was a unique cool costume idea, so I did what any committed cosplayer would do…
Enrico (past): Father Renaldo, could you make this for me? Thanks!