Enrico (narrating): Catholicon 1990: 12th annual convention of Catholic enthusiasts. It was my first.

Enrico: Heinkel, help me with my hair.

Heinkel: Dude, I’m not doing your hair! You should’ve cosplayed somebody who wasn’t bald.

Enrico: Hey, I have a bald wig! I just need help with it.

Heinkel: You could’ve just sucked it up and gotten a haircut.

Alex: KIDS!

If you keep arguing, I’ll drive back to Ferdinant Lukes and we’ll sort it out there.

Heinkel & Enrico: Yes, Father.