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Seras fan: Eeeeee I have Seras’ autograph!

Seras: Oh, isn’t that cute?

Alucard: After the first five, it gets old.

Alucard fan 1: Make it out to “My Love…”

Seras: Oh, yes, I can understand that.

Alucard fan 2: firepower, a willing servant, not to mention the hot chick he works for! *Sigh* If only he were female…

Alucard fan 3: since he’s just a boring old mortal. If even Seras can take him on, how could he survive in the middle of ghouls out there? I bet Alucard wouldn’t even have to be a servant to Integra, he probably just wants an excuse to be near her. It’s pretty obvious that those two have something more going on than a lame old servant/master-thing.