Pip fan: YAY! Pip! He’s so COOL! C’mon! The hair! It’s like… Four feet long! … Wonder how long it is when it’s not braided… Seras needs to give him more breaks… Of both bones and for tender moments. He does deserve them.
Seras: Hey! Fanboy, you’re strangling him! Why don’t you ever help us? Maybe tell her things?
Seras fan: Seras is one of the easiest characters to understand.
Fanboy: If we give away plot points, it would ruin the coolness of seeing you work them out on your own.
For the glory of Integra. For the glory of doujinshi-ka! Nothing more will I teach you today.
Yomiko (thinking): They don’t sound like they’re in trouble, but I want to make sure…