Alucard: Let’s get out of here, Angel of Death.
Walter: I’d love to, but I’m concerned about the force of fangirl impact.
Alucard: Never mind that. Lean on me.
Walter: Do the fans have any influence on this?
Alucard: Silly question.
Alucard fan 1: He has so deep voice and even sound of his footsteps are so horrific. He has two guns! I like guns! I wonder what does he keep in his pockets?
Alucard fan 2: generally considered to be incredible warriors anyway, regardless of the extra abilities he has as a Midian!
Alucard fan 3: Can I bite you? Pretty please? I really like dark hair and yours is so nice, and it grows when you want it to, and red eyes are so hot, and creepy.
Alucard fan 4: and I want to cuddle him, and hold him and kiss him….I don’t know why some people are scared of him. He’s sooo adorable when he gets that huge crazy smile on his face…Awwwww….
Alucard fan 5: Alucard is so amazingly evil and cool in all the good ways. I’d let him bite me. I mean, if he liked me at all and wanted to. Eh heh.