In the first panel we meet Ellie Maxwell, Chino Kiri, Elina, and Ramona; in the second, they are joined by Inara and Bloody Shadow, devoted Alucard fangirls all.

Alucard (telepathy): No, Master, everything is not all right. It’s not fatal. Stay where you are. It’s fangirls.

Fan 1: I love Alucard’s eyes. They’re so cool and kinda hot. He’s had such a hard life, so he deserves some fun now and then.

Fan 2: OHMIGAWD ALUCARD’S SO HOT AND SO GREAT AND DON’T YOU JUST LOVE HIM! Girlycard is soooo cute too, I mean, I’d have her, she’s hawt. And don’t you think Alucard’s so cool that he doesn’t have to get older or younger! I mean, he’s just soooooooo fantastic! And he met THE DOCTOR! I’d give so much to meet the Doctor, I envy Alucard so much, but its okay cause Alucard’s cool.

Fan 3: Alucard is wonderful!

Fan 4: Ha, Incognito was a joke compared to Alucard’s ability, especially since he’s a Szekely

Fan 5: I love you Alucard! You are so dangerous and mean, but that only make you hotter.

Fan 6: Oh my God! Alucard is sooooo cute, and hot

Integra: Agent Paper.

Yomiko: Yes?

Integra: Take the writer and get out of here. Now.

Alucard (telepathy): This one recommends that you let me loose more often.

Integra (thinking): Unfortunately, her cool fight scene is our mass death and destruction.