This only works if you’ve seen the contemporary LiquidIce commercials. (Which, by the way, are really flippin’ annoying.)
Pip: Hey, vampires can drink liquids, right?
Pip: Well, try this. I want you to settle something.
So…is it liquid?
Seras: I thought it was ice.
Pip: Yeah, you’re probably right. It’s ice.
Seras: No, wait, you were right at first. It’s liquid.
Pip: You’re right. It’s ice.
Seras: Captain, don’t worry. You’re right. It’s liquid.
Pip: No, you’re right.
Seras: You’re right.
Pip: You’re right.
Walter: Actually, the lab tests that Hellsing had done have conclusively proven that these are in fact part liquid, but in no way ice.
Pip: Er…why was Hellsing running tests on something like this?
Integra: Don’t question me, servant. This is clearly a liquid.
Alucard: With all due respect, Master, this is ice.
Walter: It’s a long story.