[Notes in brackets are translated from Portugese.]

The shopkeeper’s name is Cassandra, and she’s secretly a superhero whom I created for an AP Psychology project. (This has no bearing on the story.)

Clerk (Portugese): How will you be paying for those, sir?

Schrö: Can I have one? Just one!

Dandy (Portugese): Why, my dear, you wound me.

Would you really charge such a beautiful face?

Clerk: Gzlbp.