Parody written by the lovely Trish.

Today’s parody is the made-for-AxI tune “Just the Girl”by The Click 5. As always, sung by the author!

She’s cold and she’s cruel but she knows what she’s doing
Knows just what to say so my whole night is ruined
She’d laugh at my dreams, but I’d dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems, she’s the one I’m after

Oh, her blood’s so sweet
It brought me to my feet
And I can’t help myself
I don’t want anyone else
She’s a mystery
Near too much for me
And I’ll keep coming back for more…
She’s just the girl I’ve waited for

She kept her secrets, now she’s up in the Tower
She runs on one hundred proof attitude power
And the more she gives orders, the more I adore her
What can I do? I’d do anything for her

Oh, her blood’s so sweet
It brought me to my feet
And I can’t help myself
I don’t want anyone else
She’s a mystery
Near too much for me
And I’ll keep coming back for more…
She’s just the girl I’ve waited for

You know she knows it’s me
With no Caller ID
When she picks up the phone
She knows it’s me alone
And I’ll never give up, no
‘Cuz every word she’s ever said
Is still ringing in my head–
Still ringing in my head…

She’s cold and she’s cruel but she knows what she’s doing
Knows just what to say so my whole night is ruined…!

Oh, her blood’s so sweet
It brought me to my feet
And I can’t help myself
I don’t want anyone else
She’s a mystery
Near too much for me
And I’ll keep coming back for more…
Oh, I keep coming back for more!
She’s just the girl I’ve waited for