Pip: But it could happen, boss…I’ve seen weirder things on the battlefield.

Integra: Considering how likely it is, you’ve “prepared” her quite enough. Now you need to focus on your actual duties.

Pip: Oh, come on…

How do you expect me to concentrate when my vision is blocked by miniature replicas of the Pyrenees?

[choke]

Pip: Boss, you gotta understand — I don’t harass Seras! I just…”prepare” her for certain situations.

Integra: I highly doubt that Officer Victoria will be sexually harassed in the field…

…by someone whom she cannot just shoot in response.

Pip: Well, when you put it that way.