Fangirl: AND I LOVE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR EYES AND YOUR HAT, CAN I PULL YOUR HAT OVER YOUR EYES!? SQUEE! OH AND YOU SHOULD DUMP JESSICA, I WOULDN’T LEAVE YOU IF WE WERE IN DANGER, I’M DEVOTED AND I’LL STAY BY YOUR SIDE!

Leif: Whoa! It’s like the edge of the world or somethin’–

Shoulder devil: “Or something,” yes. But you can’t make that fall with a fangirl still on you.

Much as some of them would like to stay here with you, fangirls do not belong in Hell.