The final one: our only Leif fangirl, Sletia.

One last fangirl…

Fangirl: LEIF HONEY! *GLOMP* OMG YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE FANS BUT THAT’S OKAY, YOU HAVE ME! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I FIRST SAW YOU ON A HELLSING MUSIC VIDEO AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SO COOL AND EVIL AND AWESOME AND I HAD TO SEE HELLSING! I WAS SO SAD YOU WEREN’T A MAIN CHARACTER, I THOUGHT YOU WERE! YOU’RE SO SEXY AND SCARY AND YOUR FANGS ARE HOT

Leif: I have a fan! I have a fan! I have a–

—Aaaahhhhh!