Enter nervous Helena fangirl Kristin, and backpack-toting Helena fangirl Keito-chan.

[EEEEEEEEEEE!!]

Helena fan 1: I love Helena! She’s so neat! She’s so calm and collected! She’s just to cute for words too!

Helena: You seem nervous.

Helena fan 1: I have a hard time speaking to people I really admire . . .

Besides, if I went into full rant I think you’d throw me off…

Helena: If only I could.

Fan 2: That skylight is an inspired idea cause if she’s as powerful as she seems to be I’m willing to bet she can stand sunlight just like Alucard. Eeee! And she’s the only one who looks like a kid, which means she doesn’t have the boob-obsessed running after her, like Seras,

Fan 3: Helena reads looooads to, I wish I would have time to read that much in my life, and I wish I could be that wise too.

Fan 4 (thinking): OMG It’s Helena. Helena is so cool. Helena is the best. She has a library for a home and I want one just like it. The candles disappear and relocate themselves, I know because I watched some parts of Helena’s scenes frame by frame on my computer. OMG Her hair is so pretty and she’s so proper. She gets crabby like me sometimes too! I love it.

Integra fan 1: She’s so strong and commanding!

Integra fan 2: adore her, how much I admire her