Fan 1: because she’s so nice and self-sacrificing and she has hair that’s the same colour as Integral’s but it’s prettier because it’s all soft and fluffy and makes you want to cuddle her and she has the coolest eyes because nobody’s sure what colour they are because sometimes they look brown and sometimes they look purple and sometimes they look red and
Helena: Look, I’m here through an accident. I have no intention of associating with any of you while the matter is resolved.
Fan 2: IjustloveHelenaand…. and……EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jan: Wait a bleepin’ minute.
I haven’t had any real bleepin’ lines in this bleepin’ strip for a bleepin’ month. The fanbleeps love me — why don’t I get more bleepin’ panel time?
Fan 3: through puberty, at least? Then she could move about more freely, rather than
Fan 4: Did I mention she even managed to stay cool till her end (she should not have died,
Helena: Be careful what you wish for.
Jan: Oh bleep.