The first batch of Helena fans, from top to bottom: Nighteyes, Tatiana, Marius (not an Anne Rice fanboy, honest), Icey, Mitchell, and Christina.

Helena: Oh, hell.

Fan 1: Helena! I’ll love you and squeeze you and love you until you die, except you’re already dead so that’s okay then! Actually, you’re double-dead ’cause of that, but that’s okay, ’cause it worked for Jack Skellington. We’re perfect together! I’m smart, you’re smart. You like books, I like books…We can do everything together. I can show you the internet, and Halo, and…That seems vaguely pedophilic…I know! I’ll be a father figure! That’s okay, right? I’ll take you to school, and tuck you in at night…That’s not wrong…I think…

Fan 2: OMFG!!! HELENA!!! OMG, Helena is the coolest vampire ever and she’s so

Fan 3: Wow! Helena is so cool, I love her look and the way she talks!!

Fan 4: Helena is just such a deep character,

Fan 5: Helenaissocoolandsocalmandshereadsthecoolest bookseverandshe’ssoyoungandsocuteand