Fangirl: And seriously if Walter wasn’t soooooo cool in whipping his a$$ I would have wanted to see him live a bit longer, but you know Walter…he’s cool and old. But don’t worry I still really like Jan!

Jessica: Do I mean nothing to you, Leif? Aren’t I better than a bunch of silly little fans? Clearly not!!

Fangirl: Jan’s fangs are so sweet. He sure can handle his firearms. He’s so fun to watch. Jan’s so much cooler then his brother. The thing I love most is his PIERCINGS. I wonder how many Jan has.

Leif: Jessica–

Jessica: If that’s all my affections are worth, fine!

Fangirl: there’s something creepy, but in an awesome way, about how wide his eyes are and tiny the pupils/irises, and

Jessica: We’re through!!

Leif: But — but–!!

Vampire babe: Power to you, sister.

Fangirl: Seven on his face but are there more. I think he has one in his tongue.