Fangirl: I mean come on who doesn’t love a psyched guy that loves to blow things up and has a brother who was eaten…by a doggy.

Fangirl: but that’s part of what’s so damn cool about him! I love how excited and into what he’s doing he gets, and how he cusses and yells and bleep. And as for how he looks…

Leif: So they open a portal and a bunch of random creatures that adore him come out?

Leif: That’s ridiculous. I had everything he has! I cursed…I killed innocents with violet, merciless abandon…(And it isn’t like I wasn’t in the manga, either!)

Fangirl: He’s the coolest vampire ever. He so funny and has a way with words.

Jessica: But we have each other, Leif baby.

Leif: Bleep it, I would’ve threaneed to bleep Integra Hellsing if I’d known that’s what the fans liked!

Fangirl: Even though his words are filled with enough profanity to make a nun pass out cold. I love how he dresses. He looks so amazing.

Jessica: Wait, what?