Our story begins with Tasha the baobhan sith fangirl . . .

Fangirl: Wow! Baobhan Sith is soo cool. Integra should have let her bite her, I would have. She looks really cool when she’s licking up Integra’s blood. She didn’t even get a hair out of place while doing it! She’s so special because she’s insane and so am I! We’re so alike!

Laura: It’s…ranting about how great I am. What is it?

Fangirl: We’re so alike! Not really….. but I’d love to be like her! She might be a freak but she’d still soo aswesome!

Sanity failing, must stop before happiness overload!

Sett: It’sss a fangirl.

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