(Joke blatantly purloined from Foxtrot.)
Vatican City, last Christmas, 10:38 PM.
Alex: Enrico got me bayonets…
Heinkel got me bayonets, Yumiko and Yumie got me bayonets…
You know, I might actually be able to finish a fight with Alucard with these!
Heinkel: Merry Christmas, Alex.