Pip: You got a cat?

Seras: Well, she’s a stray. But I let her in on that really rainy night and gave her some water, and she’s been showing up ever since.

Pip: Well, that explains why you’ve never returned my affections.

Seras: Hm?

Pip: You like p–
[SPLASH]
That wasn’t very nice.

Seras: You deserved it.