Seras: Sir Integra, you can’t let him be in charge!

Integra: Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be my choice.

Seras: But–!

Integra: However…

…if you can think of a law that he’s violated…

Seras: I’d say sexual harassment, but didn’t the Puritans tend to blame the woman for that sort of thing anyway?

Integra: Yes, but remember: they’re also a strict moral theocracy.

Seras: Well, in that case, irreverently long hair.

Pip: Hey!

Integra: That counts.