I wrote this joke a long time ago, and it’s been waiting for Pip’s introduction ever since.
Seras: Captain? What are you doing?
Pip: Raidin’ th’ cupboard. What’s it look like?
Seras: You can’t do that! This isn’t your house!
Pip: So take it outa my pay. We need breakfast down at the barracks. An’ nobody feels like cookin’.
Pip: Besides, why do you care? You don’t eat.
Seras: Sir Integral and Walter do!
Pip: Can you imagine Sir Integra eatin’ this?
Seras: Maybe it’s Walter’s.
Pip: Walter’s a nice guy. ‘E won’ mind.
Seras: Are you drunk?
Pip: Jus’ a lil’ hung over. C’mon, take pity on me an’ us poor hungry Wild Geese.
Seras: Pity? It’s your own fault!
Seras: Give it back-!
Pip: Whoa, there!
Pip: Help! She’s after me Lucky Charms!
Integra (thinking): I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know….