Enrico: I know this isn’t routine, but do you think God would mind if I held an impromptu confessional here? I feel as though I haven’t confessed in months…

Alex: The Lord is just and merciful. And besides, we’re Catholic.

Enrico: All right. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”… a lot.

Alex: God will forgive, as long as you are truly repentant. Name your sins.

Enrico: All right: Impure thoughts. Impure thoughts. Impure thoughts. Impure thoughts. Impure thoughts. Impure thoughts…