Anderson: So what are they?

Integra: Fangirls.

Walter: They adore us… but they have odd ways of showing it.

Integra: They’ll make us do bizarre things that we would never do normally. Kissing Alucard, for instance. And the only way to get them to let go…

Walter: …is to delight them so much that they faint from sheer happiness. How do we know what can delight them so much?

That’s what this is for.