Bet you saw this coming: the three Pip fangirls, MissCha, Mel, and Lorena, have arrived!

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Seras: Captain, I suggest you get out of the line of fire–

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Fan 1: Pip is amazing even though he curses a lot and he’s really a jerk all the time but I love him sooo much just because he uses explosives and land mines and

Fan 2: The problem with Hellsing is that Pip just DOESN’T GET THE AIR TIME. What’s up with that?