Alucard: Early on–very early, mind you–five inches.

Anderson: Also early, very early–six inches.

Alucard: But then… seven inches.

Anderson: At next measurement… eight and a half inches.

Alucard: Ten inches!

Anderson: Twelve inches!

Seras: Sir Integral, I really don’t think we should be intruding on this conversation…

Alucard: Sixteen!

Anderson: Twenty!

Integra: Seventy-two.

Alucard: Gun size?

Anderson: Knife size?

Integra: Cannon size. Now get back to the actual battle.