Note from The Future: No, really.

Fan 1: ok she comes out of it rather worse for wear, but damn, man, she cool, especially for the fact that she can fit that hot body into that suit and pull it off like she doesn’t have a hot body at all!!

Fan 2: She is totally masterful and gorgeous and smart and I bow before Integra!

Fan 3: Cold, frosty exterior, with a gooy center you know must be in there somewhere. You, of course, can’t get to it before she shoots you down with a glare from one of her amazing violet-blue eyes, hiding behind her glasses. She can do anything!

Fan 4: Seras’s so innocent looking and so cute and she’s so outspoken and she has the cutest voice and she’s just so pretty!

Integra: Wait a minute. This one may be a fanboy, but these two are most definitely not…

Seras: The one that just hit me isn’t, either.

Integra: But that means…

Both: … We have lesbian fangirls.

Fan 2: Oh, Integra-sama! TAKE ME!