Finally another Walter fangirl – this time, Shadow-chan.
Integra: See? Some fans think I’m appealing.
Alucard: Ah, so you do care about that?
Fangirls: Gratuitous chibi moments, yay!
Fangirl: Walter is SO awesome! How could he not be awesome? He uses wires as a weapon! And he dresses so spiffy! He’s is so great! And he helps Integra-sama and Alucard! I want to be just like Walter. He is the coolest person in the whole wide world…
Integra: You brought up the topic in the first place.
Alucard: So if I brought up the price of tea in China, you’d assume I care about that?
Integra: No, I’d assume you were asking on Walter’s behalf.
Walter: Why would he do that? I already know that English Breakfast is approximately 962.8 yuan per kilogram.