Hellsing! fangirl karaoke!

Rocky Horror Mouth: Today we parody another CTY canon favorite: the Time Warp, complete with traditional dance!

And Shine Heaven Now Sunday Edition

Erin: I’ve you’ve ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, you’ll get this one… and if not, you’re missing out on cult favorite. Start the music!

Alucard: Interesting… have to shoot you
No more options I can see
But listen closely

[Male figure]: You don’t have very much longer!

Alucard: Do you want to… come with me?

Alucard: I remember
Doing the Neck Bite!
Drinking from Seras’ throat!
Her lung had been shot through

[Two figures]: Soon her heart would be failing!

Chorus: Let’s do the Neck Bite again!

Alucard: It’s just a shot to the heart!

[Two figures]: And then fall in the moonlight

Alucard: Lick the blood off her lips

[Two figures]: Soon you can walk the night!
Because the real crux
Comes with the blood exchange

I don’t even know who has the copyright to the Time Warp or Rocky Horror. I just know it isn’t me.

Chorus: Let’s do the Neck Bite again!

Seras: It’s so creepy
When he finishes this, see
I won’t be human, no not at all
In a four-poster coffin
With sudden blood-drinking cravings
Can I deal, with this at all?

Alucard: You must change the way you think

Seras: I allowed him a blood drink

Alucard: And nothing can ever be the same

Seras: My humanity going

Alucard: But your courage is growing!

Chorus: Let’s do the Neck Bite again!

Seras: Well, I ran into the church to escape from the ghouls
When a guy with a gun burst in, he looked so cool
He gout-a for me while I was hypnotized
He had a silver gun and the devil’s eyes!
He made an offer and I got a change
Necks would never look the same again!

Chorus: Let’s do the Neck Bite again!

Erin: It’s just a shot to the heart

Seras: And then fall in the moonlight!

Alucard: Lick the blood off her lips

Seras: Soon you can walk the night!
Because the real crux
Comes with the blood exchange

Chorus: Let’s do the Neck Bite again!