Cameos: Leslie and Maxima, from the Sailor Neopets RPG.
Hellsing! fangirl karaoke!
– Okay, for these three weeks Erin’s going to be at CTY.
– For the last time :):
– So, in honor of that, we’re going to parody CTY canon songs!
– In other words, the songs that are always played at the dances.
– Starting with Aqua’s “Barbie Girl”!
Pip: Hiya Seras!
Seras: Hi Pip!
Pip: Sucked any good necks lately?
Seras: Shut up!
Pip: That hurt…
Seras: I’m an under girl, in the human world
Isn’t much fun – don’t feel human!
Voices in my head, a coffin for a bed
I am not alive, must drink blood to survivePip: Come on, vampire, lighten up there!
Seras: I’m an undead girl, in the human world
Isn’t much fun – don’t feel human!
Voices in my head, a coffin for a bed
I am not alive, must drink blood to surviveI’m a pointy-toothed girl,
In a diurnal world
Point-blank shots,
from a few kilos awayPip: You’re undead, but you flinch
when I tell dirty jokes
just like a human would,
And you’re cute, too!Seras: You can tease –
I can wait;
I have all the time on Earth!Pip: Come on, vampire, lighten up there!
The Wild Geese on backup vocals, of course
Wild Geese: Ah, ah, ah yeah!
Pip: Come on vampire, lighten up there!
Wild Geese: Ooo-oo-ooh! Ooo-oo-ooh!
Seras: Make me mad, then, you cad;
do whatever you please
I won’t run off and hide
if you’re going to teaseBarbie Girl is © Aqua and probably other people too.
Pip: I had no such intent; come, cherie, take my hand
Have a bite (or a kiss; what’s your fancy?)Pip: Come on vampire, lighten up there!
Wild Geese: Ah, ah, ah yeah!
Pip: Come on vampire, lighten up there!
Wild Geese: Ooo-oo-ooh! Ooo-oo-ooh!
Seras: Ooh, you’re making me so mad!
Pip: Well, Seras, I’m just getting started…
Seras: Oh just quit it, Pip!