Seras does have a lot of fanboys. Ben the Seras fanboy here is a case in point.

[EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!]

Fan 1: I know what will cheer Seras up! A fan who likes that she’s a vampire!

Seras: Er, that’s very nice of you, but…

Fan 2: SerasSerasSeras, why don’t you try turning into a dog or into bats like Master Alucard can? It would be so cool to fly around like that! You’ve already got the Harkonnen cannon and that’s the coolest gun ever! You can be even cooler if you grow into your vampiric powers!

Seras: Why do I get all the weird fanboys?

Fan 2: I love your outfits too! They’re so sexy! Blue’s my favorite color you know!

Fan 3: I can think of two reasons…