Enrico: Wait a minute. Why am I taking to you? You’re with Hellsing – and top of that, you’re a vampire.

Seras: Er…

Fangirl: and he absolutely makes me swoon when he gets close to Integra and I love his black sense of humour and his nifty hellhound shape and all his lovely little bats and he is the coolest vampire ever and nobody can beat him and I LOVE HIM!!!

Fangirl 1: I support Hellsing/Iscariot cooperation

Fangirl 2: Me too!

Fangirl (background): Waii Alucard is so awesome ^.^! Hes so cool and calm and his eyes are really cool..they like stare into your soul. His clothes are so awesome and his hair is so awesome and he has a really really big gun for shooting freaks! w00t! Alucard-sama is the best!

Enrico: Well, I don’t!

I don’t want anything to do with a filthy monster like that, and if you’re so obsessed with me then you ought to know that by now!

Fangirl (background): Ah Alucard is simply the best. He has strength, wits, looks and damn… the sexiest smirk. You can’t just help but love him, and…

Fangirl 3: Aww, Seras is sad. She needs a hug!