This one here is Beth the Alucard fangirl. (Her middle name is Athena. Isn’t that cool?)

Fangirl: Sexy sexy Alucard. Ooooo fangs fangs…. So awesome! Kills all the wimpy freaks without any trouble. I love that grin… I wouldn’t mind seeing that grin in person, even though it would probably mean I’d be dead in less than ten seconds but dying at Alucard’s hands.. (or fangs) would be worth it!

Alucard: At least this one didn’t cause any collisions.

Fangirl: Well, I realize you aren’t the type to get romantic. Actually, I can’t see much romance going on.

Alucard: This sounds too good to be true.

Fangirl: But for pairings, I would say Alucard and me!