In case it’s too hard to see: behind the rant in the second panel, Seras is jumping high enough that Todd the Seras fanboy – who otherwise would have landed in her shoulder area like everyone else – ended up on her legs.

[EEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Integra: Brace yourself. That could be meant for any of us…

Alucard: Police Girl, jump.

Seras: What?

Alucard: Just do it.

Seras: Waugh!

Fanboy: Seras is cool. End of story. She has a big gun that she can actually use pretty well. She’s got a sense of humor. She’s stubborn. She doesn’t get enough credit for her determination and slpirit. Alucard wouldn’t have picked if she didn’t have potential. She knows how to push Integral’s buttons (see Shine’s Xmas arc) to get funny reactions–maybe not like Alucard can, but she’s still very good at dealing with the Hellsing inhabitants considering she hasn’t really been there that long.

Fanboy: Aw, I’m too low. And i wanted to poke Seras’

Seras: Eek! Perverted fanboy!

Fanboy: … hair. Yes, her hair.