Fangirl 1: Hey, why aren’t you ranting?

Fangirl 2: I’ll be honest with you I am not good with rants, but I love Arucards evilness, and how hot he looks (I told my brother once I wouldn’t mind being married to him).

Fangirl 1: Well, that wasn’t bad!

Fangirl 2: And I don’t want you to hate me for this, but I support AxS…

Fangirl 1: Me too! Though AxI is second.

Fangirl 1: Hey, let’s have Alucard catch Seras!

Fangirl 2: Okay!

Meanwhile…

Fangirl 3: Say, do you ship AxS

Fangirl 4: Actually, yeah. You?

Fangirl 3: Yep!