Again, history repeats itself.

Fan 1: Alucard’s so sexy and his eyes are so scary and his dog form is the best thing and I want a dog like that and he’s looks so awesome when he’s chewing on a cross and he was so cool when he was fighting Andersong and he had a

Fan 2: Alucard is the most sexiest vamp alive. Alucard can suck my neck any day and I wouldn’t care! I wish I could play with his guns!

Fan 3: I want a piece of Alucard so I could keep him in my room! I want to be able

Seras: Um… excuse me…

Fan 4: Alucard…. ya, ya, ya, yaaaaa, yaaa, ya, yaaaaa! I love that song it comes from the soundtrack where Alucard is on the front, YUP YUP! Good God Alucard is a bishie! He is my bishie!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!! yup yup, thas what it says in my buddy info. Why am I so attracted to men of murder? What do u call a group of crows???? A MURDER!!! REDRUM!!!! Alucard has a RED coat!!!

Seras: … oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to–

Integra: I swear to you, Police Girl, this is not what it looks like.