Trin the Enrico fangirl has arrived.

Integra fangirl 1: Even when things are down she doesn’t let it get to her, love the color blue her eyes are, love to know how she does that thing with her hair to get it to stay up. She doesn’t let her control slip.

Integra fangirl 2: and…young Integra’s adorable… Integra rules! And she always will!!

Enrico (thinking): This is getting ridiculous…

Enrico fangirl: Dude . . . Enrico is great. He’s . . . he’s NIFTY!! I mean, come on. He enjoys annoying the **** out of Integra, which makes him hot.

Enrico (thinking): What?!?

Fangirl: He’s my idol ’cause he acts all stupid and five-year-old-ish and he sits around while everybody else does what he wants.

Enrico (thinking): Okay, I don’t like this fangirl either!

Fangirl: I mean, is there a better guy to lead an insane bunch of Catholics?

Enrico (thinking): Wait – is it just me, or am I about to land on…