Fangirl: and she target shoots just like me, but she is so much better than me

Integra: All right, you’ve obviously lost control. For the record, I didn’t want to do this.

Fangirl: ’cause I could never even come close to the perfection that is Integra she doesn’t let her emotions show and if something even hints that she’s weak then she will rip them a new one and lets Alucard have them for dinner.

Integra (thinking): Well, maybe just a little…