Integra: That reminds me— how is the organization faring in my absence?

Alucard: That’s really a matter of perspective. Walter is certainly staying on top of things.

Walter: Visualise no paperwork… Visualise a nice hot pot of tea…

Alucard (narrating): The police girl and I have been taking care of the house.

Alucard: You do realize, Walter, that I would only do this for you.

Seras: snicker

Alucard (narrating): She’s been overseeing the training of the new recruits.

Seras: Whaddya mean, you can’t hit the target?

Pip: What kind of a freak can hit a target that’s five hundred meters away??