Integra: That reminds me— how is the organization faring in my absence?
Alucard: That’s really a matter of perspective. Walter is certainly staying on top of things.
Walter: Visualise no paperwork… Visualise a nice hot pot of tea…
Alucard (narrating): The police girl and I have been taking care of the house.
Alucard: You do realize, Walter, that I would only do this for you.
Seras: snicker
Alucard (narrating): She’s been overseeing the training of the new recruits.
Seras: Whaddya mean, you can’t hit the target?
Pip: What kind of a freak can hit a target that’s five hundred meters away??