Integra: They took attendance at the evacuation talk. How did you miss it?
Enrico: I’m not on the official passenger record for this ship. Security protocol.
Integra: Well, neither am I.
Enrico: You know, I’ll bet that lecture said not to stop to grab any of your bags.
Integra: There’s important paperwork in this – I had it already packed, as a precaution. What’s your excuse?
Enrico: I wasn’t at the lecture, remember?
Wait – did you actually bring paperwork on a cruise? Weren’t you supposed to be relaxing? Leaving your work behind?
Integra: You’re telling me to relax?
This coming from the most uptight Catholic–
Enrico: Better an uptight Catholic than a hypocritical Protestant!
Integra: You’re the hypocritical one here!
Enrico: You can hardly call yourself a Christian! Sleeping in that — that is obviously not your shirt, crossdressing aside; it’s too big —
Integra: It was my father’s!
Enrico: Well, what about that swimsuit? It’s like you are an English Jezebel.
Integra: Well, when in Rome…
Enrico: What th—? No self-respecting Roman would wear anything like that in public!
Integra: It’s a figure of speech!!