Cameo: Anthy.

Integra: They took attendance at the evacuation talk. How did you miss it?

Enrico: I’m not on the official passenger record for this ship. Security protocol.

Integra: Well, neither am I.

Enrico: You know, I’ll bet that lecture said not to stop to grab any of your bags.

Integra: There’s important paperwork in this – I had it already packed, as a precaution. What’s your excuse?

Enrico: I wasn’t at the lecture, remember?

Wait – did you actually bring paperwork on a cruise? Weren’t you supposed to be relaxing? Leaving your work behind?

Integra: You’re telling me to relax?

This coming from the most uptight Catholic–

Enrico: Better an uptight Catholic than a hypocritical Protestant!

Integra: You’re the hypocritical one here!

Enrico: You can hardly call yourself a Christian! Sleeping in that — that is obviously not your shirt, crossdressing aside; it’s too big —

Integra: It was my father’s!

Enrico: Well, what about that swimsuit? It’s like you are an English Jezebel.

Integra: Well, when in Rome…

Enrico: What th—? No self-respecting Roman would wear anything like that in public!

Integra: It’s a figure of speech!!